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New Year's Resolutions

Still looking for a New Year's Resolution? Here are a few suggestions:

  • Read a book
  • Write a book
  • Get your license
  • Become an Uber driver
  • Get out more
  • Get straight A's
  • Get into med school
  • Diet
  • Give up sugar or carbs
  • Read the entire Bible
  • Become debt-free
  • Set up a savings account for college/retirement/a Ferrari/an adoption/a zoo/your wedding
  • Start a blog
  • Learn a foreign language
  • Be healthy
  • Make more friends
  • Give up alcohol
  • Learn to play a musical instrument
  • Get a dog
  • Be completely ready to take the SAT/ACT
  • Invent something
  • Brush your teeth more often
  • Win the lottery
  • Start a cooking show
  • Become one year older(this may take you all year)
  • Sign up for a step-aerobics class
  • Receive a Medal of Honor
  • Become a Noble Prize Recipient
  • Discover the cure for cancer
  • Stop procrastinating(you don't need to start this before February)
  • Write a thank you note to everyone who gave you a Christmas gift
  • Enjoy 2017! Happy New Year!
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