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21 Ways to Improve your Coolness

Joke of the Week: Q: What do you call a cow without legs? A: Ground Beef! Quote of the Week: "A clean room is a sign of a broken computer."      ~Tumbler Prank of the Week: Completely cover someone's porch with cupcakes. If you want to be more cool, consider the following tips: Use terms such as ¨bestie, ¨BFF¨, ¨BFFL¨, ¨fetch¨, and ¨perf¨. Wear only what is 100% trendy. Form cliques to show the world that your too cool for most of the people in it. Never throw away your trash. It's not cool. Make sure you have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Otherwise your popularity is a lost cause. Take every opportunity you get to use profanity. Cry whenever you see a puppy Put up your Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Never ever say, "Merry Christmas".  A simple "Happy Holidays" will demonstrate your maturity through political correctness, and this will remind everyone that you are better than them not only in your awesomeness....